The Plurge

Diddling While Rome Burns

You Probably Won't Have Good Enough Sanitation To Do It Like That Pretty Soon Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Mar 17, 2017

Gas-Phase Rectally Administered Hopes

Politesse as time-bomb Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Mar 15, 2017

The Interlocutor Schema

"That's a really good question", means . . . Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Mar 14, 2017

People Stick Things Places

What did we do to deserve such wonderful stickers? Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Feb 27, 2017

I Want Iorek Byrnirson to be My Kid's College Roommate

An armored bear is better than a day-drinking anime fiend. Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Feb 26, 2017

The Love Schema

Now with talking sound action! Cherubim do not have your best interests at heart, and J. Ella did it better, first. Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Feb 13, 2017

The Hell Schema

Now with real talking action! Systematically Navigate your Suffering Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Feb 11, 2017

Three Songs that Bother Me at Night

I am bedeviled with insomnia. For some reason these songs seem to exacerbate the whole thing. I like all of them. I have no idea, man. Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Feb 6, 2017

Advantages of Being a Candy-Ass

Wimp bikes as low-pass filter Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Feb 4, 2017

How Did it Happen?

How did it happen. Read more …

by Hemiac Plurge on Jan 1, 2017

About The Plurge

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