The Love Schema
The Hell Schema
The Advantages of Being a Candy-Ass
Three Songs that Bother Me at Night
I Want Iorek Byrnirson to be My Kid's College Roomate
People stick things places.
People represent things as secure that are really not very.
Passing off what is Obviously Other People's Algorithms as Your Own Hard Work is the Way to Success, or Coding Tests do not Test what You Think They Test
The past was not as good as you remember. It was as shameful as you felt, then.
It's a long way to the top, unless you live in the penthouse.
Look, don't read this, okay? Clownshoes here can barely feed himself.
