The Hell Schema

{
    "hell":{
        "is": [
            "wishful thinking",
            {
                "other people": {
                    "with": [
                        "wah-wah pedals",
                        "the remote",
                        "my bandwidth"
                    ],
                    "who": {
                        "just": {
                            "discovered": [
                                "ayn rand",
                                "veganism",
                                "infinitesimal sexual deviance",
                                "the EAV pattern"
                            ],
                            "bought": [
                                "their first tab of molly",
                                "a new harley davidson",
                                "an apple product"
                            ]
                        },
                        "forgot to": [
                            "document",
                            "wipe",
                            "take their meds",
                            {
                                "laugh at their own": [
                                    "faith",
                                    "values",
                                    "genitals"
                                ]
                            }
                        ]
                    }
                }
            }
        ],
        "awaits": [
            "existing on damnations edge",
            {
                "those who": [
                    "commit murder for faith",
                    "implement the zend framework"
                ]
            }
        ]
    }
}