"He put something in your drink. I used his blubber to lubricate my armor".
"Can is not the same as must, but if you must and you can, then there's no excuse. And quit signing up for 8:30 classes."
"It is unwise to mate with ones who claim to be a "D.J." on twitter, yet have no vinyl. Any choad can download Traktor."
"This one had a diseased pizzle. I sent him away. You cannot trick a bear."
"He has his mother on speed-dial. Wait. Being patient and choosing wisely is better than having to knock her tit out of his mouth at her funeral."